last night was kind of low key for me. i got real sick on wednesday so i wanted to chill out last night, so i was just chillin on beer, and not going all out. it's good that i did that because beatrice, the crazy girl from a couple of posts ago, ended up passing out about a half mile from her dorm so i carried her back so she wouldn't get fucked with at milk cartons (to give you an idea these are off campus houses that are even sketchier/crazier than frat houses). I'm such a good guy.
Anyway, so I'm tipsy, loose, enjoying myself, but not drunk at this party. I'm hanging out with the boys, and we're having a good time. The dancer girls arrive. it's this group of 3 or 4 girls who are all friends from dance class together. we're friends with them so we went over and said hi. for the sake of my story i'll call them DG (for dance girl) 1, 2, and 3. DG3 is very short and looks sort of young. this is important. she had her little sister too. it was cute. it was obviously this girl's frist party. i assumed she was like a freshman in highschool or something. so we're talking to these girls for a while and eventually they go to refill their drinks or something. I run into DG3 later, and, to make conversation, say "I saw your sister here, how old is she, like 14?" DG3 responded with "actually she's 12." i laughed because it was a funny joke. then i stopped laughing because it was not. she was not joking. she told me not to tell anyone and gave me that look that says "i know it's wrong, just dont fucking tell anyone." SHE BROUGHT A FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD TO A COLLEGE PARTY!!! WHAT THE FUCK??? my sister is 12. she's in 7th grade. she's NOT ready for a college party.
I'm not a conservative person, but seriously. a 12 yearold does NOT belong at this party. (although to the party hosts' credits, they did play the edited version of crank dat soulja boy.)
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dude. that's fucked up.
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