Worlds Collide: Parents Weekend (part 1)

I got a call at 8:40 this morning. my parents were already here. "did we wake you up?" they ask. MY FIRST CLASS IS AT 10:10 OF COURSE YOU FUCKING WOKE ME UP! this weekend is going to be fun. of the things they brought me from home, the tennis racket is my grandma's not mine, and the desk lamp doesn't work. to their credit they did bring me my guitar and my grill. and my mom made me cake from scratch. none of that pillsbury bullshit. i'll let you know how it is. but basically, the paretns are at college. worlds are colliding. we can only pray for the best.