if satan peed, it would be gin.
imagine a fight of pirates vs. vikings. that would be fucking cool to watch. except the pirates aren't allowed to use their cannons.
music by oasis is generally very good.
last year 40% of the graduating class at my school had genital warts. that's disgusting. it is my goal to leave college without any STDs or STIs. thats probably just as important as getting my diploma, so if i don't graduate, but when i drop out i don't have any STDs, it won't be a complete failure.
A good test of true friendship: get REALLY drunk. throw up a lot. if someone asks if you're ok, they are nice. if they check on you, they actually care. if they help you out while you're puking, they're a friend. if they sleep on the floor to make sure you live out the night, they're a true friend.
BYAH!!!!
tomorrow begins parent's visiting weekend. get pumped for some funny fucking stories.
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