add these to your list of stupid ideas

first i'd like to apologize to the readers because we've kept you waiting for a while. i've been busy recently, and i lost track of my priorities, but i'm back, and i've got some stories for you. here's the beginning...

if you're looking for some stupid ideas, i've got some for you. i may also come up with some not stupid ideas... you know, thinks you should avoid doing if you wanna be a total moron. they're based on a party i was at last night.

1) having your beer pong table be a door. i mean seriously, what could be dummer. first off, a standard pong table is 8 feet, whereas a standard door is generally 80 or 84 inches (unless you're in australia, where it is 8 feet). but that's not even the biggest problem. a door has fucking panels. its uneven! don't do that! then, when more people show up, and you go to play flip cup, everyone gets the shaft. just don't fucking do it.

2) putting a keg at the end of a long skinny kitchen. it's really a wonderful thing when the entire party wants beer, but only 4 people can fit in the room where the beer is. i love traffic jams.

3) playing the song "shout" (you know, that one from animal house?) when theres 200 people in the living room of your old, termite infested, frat house. every single one of those people is going to be jumping up and down in unison. they had to end the party because the floor started caving in. sweet.

4) kicking everyone out of your house while the ONLY sheriff in town is driving by. good job.

to make up for it, here's a good idea inspired by last night... a keg of honey brown. i'm having trouble coming up with something i'd rather see at a party here.