O'Neill's Top Two Review

Well, here it is. 4/21. A day of reflection, and making up excuses for why I didn't do my homework last night, because I don't want to admit to myself that it was because I was high as a fucking kite. So I didn't do any homework. Big fucking deal. One thing I did do was watch a lot of youtube and eat half a Papa John's Extra Large Wolverine pizza. That's right. Extra large pizza with a full pound of cheese on that mo-fo. Anyway, while lying, pregnant with a pizza baby, in our common room, my friends and I had a mini-marathon of youtube videos. Some of the usual suspects came up, for example, David After Dentist, and some clever responses, such as Darth Vader After Dentist, but there were two (and a half) that stood out in my otherwise cloudy and easily distracted mind. So I'm gonna put my Carson Daly hat on and give you my top two countdown.

Coming in at the number two spot, this next one is fucking hilarious, not for the stupid stunt that sets it off, but because of the reactions of those involved, especially the camera man. You'll know what I'm talking about. Enjoy this one, which I so fondly call, "Rooftop Piledriver."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCza250hwZE

This next one was tough. I was reluctant to put it on here because the ending is stupid and not funny. But the first 2/3 of the video make the lame-ass ending totally worth it. So here it is, folks, Number 1 on O'Neill's Top Two Review: "Dramatic Lemur."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0MaZ1rdwwU

What really does it for me, is the re-mix of this. Short, sweet, and to the point, this second take on Dramatic Lemur is so funny, I'm going to include it as an addition to the number 1 slot. It is also more scientifically accurate, as this animal is not, in fact, a Lemur.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPMaXuDVwSI

Well that concludes O'Neill's Top Two Review. I hope you enjoyed it, and I hope your festivities were as ridiculous as mine. If I get bored later in the week I'll tell you why it's not a good idea to take bong hits between interviewees you are questioning for applications to a student group you run.

Cushman Out.