And He's Back...

Well folks, it's been a while. It turns out being the subject of a blog dedicated solely to telling silly stories about one's personal life and the misadventures associated with it, and having a serious girlfriend are like peanut butter and tuna fish; they're just a nasty combo. But here it is: the time of year when shit starts going crazy, and I'm a single man again. So stay tuned because something tells me shit is gonna get funny (for all parties not involved, myself included) pretty quick. In fact, i did some pretty silly things last night. Here's what I'll do. I'll tell you about them later, because I'm hungry for breakfast.