Another Anecdote

Here's another anecdote, again not my story but it's funny and ridiculous regardless.

So this happened a couple weekends ago at my friend's frat (Kappa Sigma if you're reading this Mike). They were having a party. There was a girl there. She was drunk to the point where she couldn't string three words together to make coherent conversation. She hooked up with my friend's roommate and some other dude in the frat. Nothing too out of the ordinary I guess, but here's where it gets messy, literally.

At one point in the party her shoes come off and she steps on broken glass. So this girl is bleeding EVERYWHERE. All over the bathrooms, the floors of the hallways, he even said blood managed to get on the walls and the ceiling. So this girl is going nuts bleeding all over the place. So a couple of the guys grab her take her to a room, prop her foot up, and begin to administer the best quality First Aid they can. They proceed to pour cheap Aristocrat (you may be familiar with the brand) vodka on the wound and wrap it up in duct tape to help stop the bleeding. It stops and she passes out on their futon.

However, in the morning my friend wakes up and sees her sitting on their coffee table with a blank stare. He hears what sounds like water hitting a cup. He notices a putrid odor and realizes that this girl is peeing on his coffee table mistaking it for a toilet. He begins to cuss at her and kick her and she just looks at him with a sort of what-are-you-doing-in-my-stall expression. She walks back to the futon, mutters "hm...quiet night" and passes out again.

WORD.