reasons not to be late

So wednesday nights are a chill party night here on the hill. it's usually your 20-30 person get together rather than a frat party. it's really great vibes on wednesdays. anyway, it's wednesday morning and this afternoon i have ultimate frisbee practice. This is no regular ultimate practice. the first person that gets to practice will have a disk, then pass it to the next person to arrive. if you have the disk, it is on you to find someone who showed up after you and pass it to them. if you're the last person to practice you're fucked. it means that this evening, while the frisbee team is doing some groop bonding over things like flip cup, kings, and ruit, you'll be chugging a disk full of beer. "thats not so bad" you might be thinking right now. you're wrong. believe it or not, an upside-down frisbee holds 4 and a half cans of beer in it. thats 3 pints of grain alcohol. delicious? no. because it'll be something gross like keystone. in addition to that, the thin flat shape of the frisbee makes it go flat pretty much right away. it's the most miserable chugg ever. i hope i'm not late to practice.