Sunday, February 17, 2008

easily the most outrageous thing i've ever seen...

So I'm driving down Ohio Rt. 229, really in bumblefuck rural Ohio, and i pass through one of those shoot-me-in-the-face-if-I-ever-live-here towns, Marengo, OH, to be specific, that are so common in this part of the country, and out the window i see what is literally the most shocking thing i've ever seen. It was a restaurant called (i think) fajidito's. I dont know if i have the name exactly right, but it was some made up word that was supposed to sound like something mexican. It was an older looking building, clearly a tex-mex place, with old wagon wheels on the side, and that kind of thing. Also on the side, however, was a large mural. The mural was a mexican dude wearing a cowboy hat standing, smiling next to an equally happy white cowboy wearing aviators and a cowboy hat. kneeling between these two people was an angry looking asian guy, in old school chinese farmer garb. why, you ask, was he angry? because the 2 cowboys were amusing themselves by extinguishing their cigars on his head. Let me run that buy you again in case it didn't sink in... 2 cowboys, one mexican one white, putting out their cigars on the face of a chinese dude. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!?!?!?!

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