Oh My God

So....I'm kicking myself now.

Let me tell you why...So after dinner i finished up a paper and got ready to go to see this slam poet/rapper who was performing tonight. So I shower, chill, wait for my friends to get ready, and head out with my friends to the UC where Black Ice (the slam poet/rapper) was performing. So me and me friends get there early and we were hanging out. So after awhile Black Ice's friend, Jus Grey dropped a couple of poems before Black Ice gets on. His show was AMAZING. Absolutely incredible. I was so impressed. Not only does he have mad profound rhymes, his delivery is impeccable. Check him out on YouTube, and you'll be impressed. So in addition to being a profoundly intelligent and adept rapper, he's hilarious. I was cracking up half the time, he was so fucking funny. The performance was just amazing.

so after the show we go over to where he's standing next to the stage and my friends Alex and Dingler want to get his album, so were hanging out there and debating whether we should ask Black Ice to smoke. When the show ended the first thing we said to each other was that we should smoke with him. So we were talking about it, how amazing it would be if we just brought Black Ice back to Dupont and hit bowls out of Optimus or something like that. So we were toying with the idea of smoking with him, knowing in the back of our heads that we wouldn't really muster up the courage to ask Black Ice if he was tryna. So, we kept debating it, but we never asked him if he wanted to smoke weed.

So we head back to Dupont and we see a couple friends of ours on the way back. they were already drunk as shit, stumbling all over the trails and it was only 10:40. apparently they had been drinking since 6. I asked them what they were doing now, and they said changing clothes and then going to this frat party at Phi Tau. In the distance we see another drunk couple stumbling off.

so we get back to dupont. a couple of my friend Chris and my roommate Kamal are high and playing video games, but after awhile we all start drinking in my room. We're having a really good time. Some of us wanted to go to this frat party at Phi Tau while the others wanted to smoke out of a waterfall bong they were making. so me and these three other guys go to the party and its absolute insanity. there were soo many people and it was utterly chaotic. My friend Dingler (who's practically McLovin) hooks up with two random chicks. So were there for awhile, when a fight breaks out in a different room than the one I was in. SoI'm hanging out with Dingler and he points, but i disregarded it. Then cops come in. I just see a few guys come in with the word "Police" on their backs. So me and Dingler split. we head out back, jump the wall of the porch, and walked back to Dupont. As were walking back there are cops pulling up everywhere. so we finally get back to Dupont and met up with our friends who were smoking out of the waterfall.

Next thing I know the whole world is on our hall and one of my friends is throwing a party in his room. There were so many people in the hall some standing, some sitting, some passed out, but more people than i'd ever seen on the hall at once before. So I play some video games and I see that one of my friends who's stumbling in the hall is really really drunk and should be taken care of. So I take her to the lounge and give her water there and she throws up a couple times in our kitchen trash can, and I finally get her to sleep on the couch. But she was in really bad shape. Like seriously bad shape. So I hang out on the hall. I see a couple of my friends who went to an off campus party had come back and they were talking to some drunks girls who were sprawled across the hall floor. Then I see a couple of my friends with girls on their backs racing down the hallway, and one of them falls hard. It was nuts. My hall was falling apart. People were literally passing out in the hallway. My RA's roommate comes back with his girlfriend, they're both stinking drunk, he tells me to get everyone out of the hall cuz I was the most sober person there. apparently there was an ambulance at a dorm nearby. Everyone was going nuts. the world went apeshit.

So after an hour and a half order is restored for the most part. I was feeling kinda tense after being at a party that got busted and with my friend getting sick and all, so me and my friends smoked a couple bowls. That was a fucking good time. That was amazing. So I got blazed. And we went back inside and I checked on my sick friend and she had woken up, but she fell back asleep. So then Iwent to my friend Dingler's room and we were watching entourage. It was there that one of my friends told me that another friend of ours who went to this frat's formal party got so drunk that she was not responsive at all and had to be taken to the hospital. Fuckin BadNews. The world fell apart tonight.

So after some more entourage watching, Dingler's (the kid who's room I'm in) suitemate Matt and his friend who I hadn't met before James comes in. So were talking about our night and how crazy it's been, when James starts discussing his night. He did what I was not audacious enough to do: James had smoked with Black Ice. Apparently he saw Black Ice and his friends in the parking lot after the show and they get talking. So Black Ice mentions that they're gonna get food and maybe smoke. So James comes out and asks them if they needed weed cuz he just re-upped. So he goes with them back to their hotel room where they bust out like...15 huge motherfuckin jars of the dankest weed. and they smoke like 3 blunts, invite more people over, and take shots together and shit.

my night was nuts. all i could say was "oh my god"